mom: it's christmas eve you need to go to church
me: i am at church
mom: what are you talking about you're on the computer what are all these french fries doing on your desk
me: pluviamism i am a pluviamist
me: michael is my god he is my savior
me: these are his sexual french fries
me: tbh
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